July 2010
Nutopia
marijuanaisgoodforyou:
I am an ambassador of Nutopia.
We have no land, we have no law.
Our citizenship is global and universal.
The only thing you need to do to become a citizen is to acknowledge our existence - we don’t recognize labels as efficient means of identity. Nobody is absolutely white or black or brown or yellow or green or red nobody is wholly liberal, conservative, facist,...
How to make money !! 14 grams = 20$ :O
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hola
Stranger: I speak poco english
You: poco?
You: bad?
You: its ok
Stranger: not lot english
You: its fine :D
Stranger: what your called?
You: maksym
You: you?
Stranger: i call Gisela
You: ohh
You: age?
Stranger: I have 22
Stranger: your nombre maksym?
You: 17
You: country?
Stranger: I live Colombia
Stranger: what your country?
You: us
Stranger: Americanos no like Colombia for Cocaina
You: hahah
You: I know
You: I'm not americano
Stranger: my father he granjero grown coca
You: cool!
Stranger: but gringos come in plane y matan coca
Stranger: they kill plants
You: the burnt it all?
Stranger: chemicales
You: ohh
You: :(
Stranger: we very hungry for long timw
You: he started growing coca again?
Stranger: coca plant is mucho money for family
You: I understand
Stranger: yes we grow but secret
Stranger: gringos no like
Stranger: you no americano?
You: I live here
You: but I was born in Russian
You: Russia*
Stranger: Russian man drink vodka
Stranger: too much
Stranger: you mans o womans?
You: mans
You: ahah
You: we do
Stranger: mans drink vodka
You: i don't drink too much
Stranger: sleep in snow and die like ice
You: is that a saying in spanish?
Stranger: russian mans
Stranger: in colombia no cold
Stranger: calor
You: type in spanish if you want i can understand better than i can speak
Stranger: I look contact for send coca in america. mucho money we make?
You: hahha
You: do you have a plan?
Stranger: hablas español
You: poco
Stranger: send in post is easy
Stranger: correos
Stranger: no mucho only a little
Stranger: what city live?
You: san jose
You: by san fransico
You: fransisco8
Stranger: Hay coca en San Jose?
You: I dont know
You: I dont do cocaine
Stranger: Is better for make money if not take
You: yah
You: yes8
Stranger: I send small
You: it is cheap to make ?
Stranger: you have address? I send 14grams is no mucho
Stranger: I put different name you say is no for you if police
Stranger: Is cheap
You: ok
Stranger: I send little we make us dollars
You: yes
Stranger: I send to your friends house with other name
Stranger: police come say is mistake
Stranger: for you 14 grams cost 20 us dollars
Stranger: you send moneygram when u get?
Stranger: Is good idea
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So every year since I can remember there has been a week during the summer where I have nosebleeds 2-3 times a day FOR NO REASON. It’s this week for me. Joy!
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vickypham:
They’re always staring at me, pointing, trying to pry under my skull, trying to read my thoughts. Leave me the fuck alone.
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A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. They eventually touched on the subject of God. Barber: I don’t believe that God exists. …
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marijuanaisgoodforyou:
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And that’s when you met me.
“What… what happened?” You asked....
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– Antonin Artaud
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and welcome back dear,it was about time:]
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See that kid? The one dreaming to serve his...
“All my life I’ve been searching for somethin’
Somethin’ never...”
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(773): I’m pretty sure this isn’t my phone, but I do like these nude pics.
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“If I can’t live by my word I’d much rather die.”
“You are not naked when you take off your clothes. You still wear your religious...”
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Do you hate Punjabis? And no, this isn't an...
No haha Why?
Ask me anything you want
I JUST MADE LIKE THE BEST CHAO MIEN EVER
vickypham:
OMG SO PROUD RIGHT NOW.
I feel so great! It’s like holding your first new born for the first time… I don’t know what that feels like but I’m sure it feels great.
You finally feel asian now?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(647): all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
(905): You’re fat. Stop making excuses.
“Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell...”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(804): The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they’re playing, I want a part in.
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wtf, brian said you were. nvm, LOL. btw, have you...
Yes I have thank you very much :P
Ask me anything you want
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maax! have you started Ap shit yet?
I ain’t taking ap wth?
Ask me anything you want
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Naww, that's pretty good. Don't sell yourself...
I’m not selling myself short. I can do better. Colleges don’t even really look at anything below 1600 for the SAT I.
Ask me anything you want
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What did you get on the SATs?
690 on the Math and 650 on the English..horrible scores I know but I was a sophomore haha
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