agriking: Fuck bitches, acquire candy.
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Life is just the dead on vacation.– What “they” say, according to Tom Waits (via magnificentruin)
We all bleed red, we all taste rain, all fall down, lose our way, We all say...– Ronnie Dunn: Bleed Red (via quote-book)
The epicness of my costume will be emmense! Pics tmrw!
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My foray into twitter...
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Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles...– Robert Anton Wilson (via deepblank)
My Notepad: Borshch Moskovsky - Moscow-Style Beet... →
rudysnotes: Categories: Soup, Russian, Rus, Ethnic, Euro, Slavic, Meat, Side dish Yield: 8 Servings 2 tb Butter 1/2 c Onions minced 5 c Beets cut to 1/2” strips 1/4 c Red wine vinegar 1 ts Sugar 2 ea Tomatoes peeled seeded & coarsely chopped 2 ts Salt 1 ts Black pepper 2 qt Beef stock 1/2 lb White cabbage… This is delicious!! Homecooking
Above all, don’t lie to yourself. The man who lies to himself and listens to his...– Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via creatingaquietmind)
I don’t know very much about most of you. I would love to get to know more about each and every one of you. And if anybody has a problem or just wants to chat my number’s 650-215-3277. I know I don’t post a lot of personal posts, I’ll try to be more expressive on here, but give me some time…these last couple of weeks have been extremely hectic, and so will the next...
10 INSULTING WORDS YOU SHOULD KNOW →
criminalwisdom: For example: 2. BESCUMBER (v) Definition: To spray with poo. Analysis: Actually bescumber is just one of many words in the English language that basically mean “to spray with poo”. These are: BEDUNG, BERAY, IMMERD, SHARNY, and the good ol’ SHITTEN. In special cases, you can use BEMUTE (specifically means to drop poo on someone from great height), SHARD-BORN (born in dung),...
To whomever it may concern;
This is my humorous resignation from the absurdities of life. I will no longer react to the changes that life brings. I will not be a reactionary. What people do has, on the large, no effect on me. I will act in a way that will be most beneficial for me. I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth and greed! I will not start a war, but I will destroy the aggressor. I will exacerbate matters if...
Yeah, I'm Awesome.: This needs to be said. →
the-cult-0f-personality: I absolutely hate when I hear girls ask, “What happened to all the nice guys?” See, if you think back really hard, ladies, you might remember a platonic guy friend who always seemed to want to spend time with you. He’d text you all the time, make plans to hangout with you, and even listened to you when you complained and cried about how your asshole ex-boyfriend...
Abashed the Devil stood, and felt how awful goodness is.– Paradise Lost
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.– Confucius (via thelittlephilosopher)
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?